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THE RETURN OF THE BUTT-CRACK FLASHERS

by Kizlode @ 29/03/06 - 17:26:36

The workmen have returned to fit the new kitchen upstairs (it turns out that they rip out the old one and leave it to settle for a week before doing anymore work for some reason), and they've had a bit of trouble with fitting the new sink. The problem is that the only stop-cock for the flats is in my garden so they have been knocking at my door and wanting to get to it a lot of the day, which meant that I couldn't have a shower and go out as I had planned. It was made slightly worse by the fact that the plumber is eastern european and has a fairly thick accent, so every time he asked me a question about the water and the stop-cock, or whatever, I had some trouble being totally sure of what he was saying. I have no idea if they've sorted the problems out but the water is back on at the moment and so I'm having a shower and shave in a while and tomorrow I'm going out early (mainly as I'll have two days things to do in one day) so if they need to get to the stop-cock they'll have to either wait or climb over my back fence.

I'm seriously thinking about getting another tattoo done and Niki has said she'll design it for me, after all she is an artist. So if and when I do I'll post a picture of it.

I'm off to have that shower (or maybe just to watch Deal Or No Deal and then have a shower), and a shave :)

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[Visitor]

30/03/06 @ 09:50

"Return of the butt-crack flashers"

Onen of the lesser known singles by Ian Dury.

"We come to do the rendering/we come to break and mend/we come to do the path around the back/We like a bit of lechery/we like a bit of fun/we like to flash a bit of sweaty crack"

KizlodeKizlode [Member]
30/03/06 @ 10:03

That's great, you should be a musician or something, oh you already are :)

The trouble is I can hear it being covered by someone like Billy Bragg and I'm not sure that's right.

[Visitor]

30/03/06 @ 10:32

Billy Bragg covering a builders sweaty crack! What a mental image!

hmm I would be concerned if Billy Bragg covered it, but would be more concerned if it was Westlife - God forbid!!!!

Never heard of the kitchen having to settle before a new one is fitted, neither has hubby who has done a lot of Housebashing in his time. Perhaps it is some new EU directive to make life even more difficult for everyone?

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